AIN'T NO WIFEY.

my sisters first day of school was a few days ago and shes in the seventh grade and they were standing up in front of the class introducing themselves and when she got up there she said “first things first I’m the realest” and she had to stay after class

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sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

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goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

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howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

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Annaka Silvia  (via disorder)

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It’s exciting when you find parts of yourself in someone else.
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companioncube0:


I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”
[screams internally]
But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”
[internal tears of joy]
She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.

companioncube0:

I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”

[screams internally]

But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”

[internal tears of joy]

She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.

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1 month ago

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

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fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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destiel:

trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
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